Dear Thor


EMAIL FROM A JDATE SUITOR:
Hi LACuteJewishGal,
I enjoyed the evening meeting you, dinner, and the time at your apartment. I’ve been working non stop since then and am right now in Oakland. I think you’re really attractive, you’re beautiful and it’s very easy to be sexually attracted to you. I don’t know if there is a relationship potential there though. That’s the reason I left early. You talked a lot about a sexual relationship but even only that isn’t a little step for me. I hope that’s not as awful as it sounds. If you don’t want to talk to me, I understand, but know that we can.

Thor

MY RESPONSE:
Dear Thor,
Thank you for your email.
I can honestly say that I haven’t spent a minute of my life thinking about you.
The main reason I feel this way is because I have never met you in my life, of this–I am certain.
While I’ve been in the dating game longer then I care to admit–I can honestly say that this is a first.
The “I’m sorry it’s not you–it’s me” speech has usually been reserved for people that have actually met me.
Until now…..

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